from the first moment
humans began
to record time
some shitass has claimed
we were soon
to run out of it
people never change
old calendar carving shaman
and modern day
monsters
are spinning tales
on finite looms
crying out the end is
near
on syndicated soap boxes
armageddon is going to interrupt the super bowl
but please call in and pledge
the mrs. has new tits on her bucket list
ah, yes
the earth has begun to boil in our stench
and the seasons need electroshock therapy
but we need not blame an intangible
parent figure in the sky for our
impending demise
if anything still exists
after the heat comes
the headline
will proclaim
man killed the earth
and with it
went their gods