it’s fine, because i haven’t owned a decent pair of red heels in years…

from the first moment

humans began

to record time

some shitass has claimed

we were soon

to run out of it

people never change

old calendar carving shaman

and modern day


are spinning tales

on finite looms

crying out the end is


on syndicated soap boxes

armageddon is going to interrupt the super bowl

but please call in and pledge

the mrs. has new tits on her bucket list

ah, yes

the earth has begun to boil in our stench

and the seasons need electroshock therapy

but we need not blame an intangible

parent figure in the sky  for our

impending demise

if anything still exists

after the heat comes

the headline

will proclaim

man killed the earth

and with it

went their gods



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