commentary on the downward spiral that led us from marilyn monroe to snooki

upon stumbling into a cavernous dripping vagina poem masked as female empowerment poetry

i recalled

shakespeare said
there is nothing new under the sun
and he was right

though he lifted that notion from a bible verse

just as there is nothing new
under your skirt
or behind your fly
no hidden profundity
in exposing cum stained sheets

as much as i love a rock hard cock
or a vagina
gloriously dampened
by stimulated bartholin’s glands

writing about your oozing
menstruation in forensic detail

your dripping lady parts

or horse faced orgasm

has been done and overdone

i don’t need them in a poem

we’re human you know
we have our own

it’s boring after a life of fucking in real time

raunchy for raunchy’s sake i suppose

even julia child ate junk food on occasion

it plays as tacky to this loud mouthed southern excuse for a lady

i’d rather find a better way to be unforgettable

what the hell do i know

i’m sure

rome looked beautiful

as it burned

2 replies on “commentary on the downward spiral that led us from marilyn monroe to snooki”

Nothing, but nothing is better than quality. And poetry should bite. This one reached cult status with me n the first few lines: the ‘mask’ -oh yes, so often, only I did not know how to say it. The last two lines are bloody brilliant.You are just so right, so right, throughout the whole poem.

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