this morning
i placed an order
on amazon
for a sex toy
whilst searching for a new red
tea pot
twas the innovative design of it
and i found myself hoping
it isn’t shipped
brown paper discreetly
complete with the
open box surprise promise
of random color
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4 replies on “sex toy”
I think you are my new favorite blogging superhero. Apparently, you can do no wrong. And have x-ray vision. Pretty good combo in my opinion.
What a damned fine thing to say, Trent, and what’s more…you fucking mean it. Thanks.
I do mean it, absolutely.
You shoulda stuck with the teapot – Sex toys take too long to fill up and the teabags get all sticky.
Lovely little poem
Regards
Dan