i may be a poet
and known to occasionally hold a paint brush
but make no mistake
i’m not the artsy fartsy type
i shave my armpits
i don’t dance naked at midnight
through a field of kale chips
i wouldn’t use patchouli oil
to grease my engine
birkenstocks look as if they would make
a fine door stop
i wanna choke every hipster i see to death
with their fair trade hemp scarves
knit me a glove with just a middle finger, sunshine
look at the bohemians
aren’t they fucking quaint?
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Damn, I’m honored.