magic kingdom

as snowbirds go south
i chart the weather

there is a flesh eating bacteria
in the overly warm
petrie dish waters
surrounding florida

vibrio vilifinicus

which in latin means
“horse dick with teeth”

the mosquitoes there
are registered sex offenders
with a record in the west nile

because of this
denizens of the sunshine state
must sit in screened cages in the evening
they so delicately refer to as a
lanai
the hawaiian word for
“screened in porch on swamp shack”

big sugar and their lobbyists
are balls deep up seminole ass

shoreline decreasing by the year

oranges juice is undergoing genocide

bees are dying
legs blown off
in the rice paddies of hanoi

alligators are more confused than chaz bono

soon all that will be left
of the penis
of these great united states

is disney world island
where everything is perfect
for a price

magic fucking kingdom
indeed