mitch mcconnell
is on his knees
sucking the dick
of corporate america
and any lobby who will lick his ass
while he has his left hand in the offering plate of every small church in kentucky
as his right hand is jacking off john boehner
because he has everyone in my home state convinced
a vote against him
is a vote against god
and his constituents
are too isolated to know any better
he preys on their backwoods fears
which is why
he gets elected
over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over again
he has convinced the poorest and most uneducated voters amongst us
being ass raped by life
is the key into heaven
and no real change will happen
until every congressman
over the age of sixty
is dead