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Paris in the rain

a woman’s life

is too tenuous

delicate

billowy

spider web

close call on I-75

in preterm labor

on the way to the

Paris airport

in the rain

fragile

beautiful

precious

sacrosanct

finite

for bad friends

bad family

bad coffee

bad shoes

bad mattresses

bad jobs

bad husbands

bad debt

and bad dick

learn this by 30 for maximum

enjoyment

future

female

conquerors

of a dying planet

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Penises are Haunted

penises are haunted

by ex-girlfriends with perfect legs

the redhead who stalked them in college

a brunette who got away

catholic school girls who said no with their hips

but said yes with their eyes

a fucked up credit report

back seat chevrolet encounters

one woman who liked anal

and betrayed first wives

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Lucy, you’ve got some splainin’ to do…

I have a legitimate fear

of my former

lovers

who write

comparing memoirs.