Category: mortuary sciences
Poof* Take MY water

master class
i suppose you could say
i’m one of those people
who has seen more than their
fair share of things
you will certainly find
me adept
in a broad range of topics
from culinary techniques
to obscure music
embalming
comic books
addictive substances
and
lesser know shitty diners
of the northeast
some of it owed to college
and my need
to join the rat race too soon
mostly it was my proclivities
my insistence on taking
a master class
in dating old fucks
what an education
winter
was a crime scene
blood splattered onto frosted windows
red lipstick curse on the vanity mirror
high rise
victim dismembered
meat rotting
in poorly wrapped packages
to be toe tagged
orphans whisked away by the government
appointed neglectful
pearls fallen across the sticky floor
to a police radio symphony
Mahler fatalistic
smug detectives
sipping black coffee
no sugar to be found in the city
a glib act
notebook scratches
with no hope for answers
or finding the perpetrator
who caused
the whole mess
Janne Teller,
a Danish novelist
of Austrian-German background,
wrote the line,
“From the moment we are born,
we begin to die.”
I, poet,
think to myself,
only a Danish novelist
of Austrian-German background
could possibly conceive of a line
that fucking morbid.
The following line should simply read,
“Why not avoid the protracted suffering
and slit your wrists, the proper way, now?”
Death was my business for many years,
Ms. Janne “I-Need-Zoloft” Teller.
I am pleased to inform you,
there is a prolonged period
between birth and death
which we warm blooded humans
refer to as, “life,”
and it is nothing short
of miraculous.
once you’ve been a mortician
you never stop thinking
or dreaming
like one
.
beyond exposure
to the harshest chemicals
in existence
it is the psychological blitzkrieg
that is the true
occupational hazard
.
i am plagued by dreams
of having to embalm
my dead since i was 6 father
his features i set perfectly
but his hands won’t take the fluid
they are a sick yellowish color
with blackened fingernails
the fingers spread apart
ghoulishly
implying
death is always
grasping coldly toward us
.
as for the rest of humanity
my eyes see them
as softened fruit
about to spoil
.
each day
has become a discipline
in attempting
not to think
this way
.
as i find life
in all its pain and glory
to be worthwhile
and of
unfathomable beauty
.