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Jazz Music poetry Short Stories Uncategorized Urban Legends writing

a case of the cain’t hep itz

Post author By aayoung
Post date May 25, 2014
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down where i’m from
once you cross the line
from fayette into jessamine county
the condition ceases to be psychotic compulsion
and becomes known as
a bona fide case
of the can’t help its

and that’s what we have here folks
a cliff wandering fool
drinking pabst
wearing the statue of liberty’s crown
deep crimson nail polish and matching pumps
torch in hand
cock knockin’ around in a pair
of walgreens panty hose
blaming his mother for acid rain
and the red sox game

if that ain’t a case of the “cain’t hep itz”
i don’t know what is

Tags accents, dialects, dumbasses, local color, Mental Illness, Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, Red Sox, The Statue of Liberty