aayoungsexy sadie came along
to turn the world on
but apparently i came
to piss people off
.
to call the world out
on its bullshit
while fully acknowledging
i display copious piles of my own
.
people don’t like their hypocrisy
half truths
abuses
and dysfunctions pointed out to them
.
facts become offensive
.
well folks
being a great talent
being of great intelligence
being a great beauty
isn’t enough
when the fiber of your character
indicates what you truly are
is a great and mighty shithead
this may be my kentucky talking
but i’d like to drink your
poser grandiose shtick
under the fucking table
then beat the shit out of you
with a wild turkey bottle
knock your ass out cold
leave you on a floor
bar napkin poem on your chest
in a honkey tonk outside memphis
elvis singing suspicious minds
as i walk out the door
you’ll love me forever
once you come to
sweetie pie
baby cakes
honey lamb
you’re too old not to have learned
nuthin’
a big tool ain’t enough
in this life
it don’t even gitcha half way there