as snowbirds go south
i chart the weather
there is a flesh eating bacteria
in the overly warm
petrie dish waters
surrounding florida
vibrio vilifinicus
which in latin means
“horse dick with teeth”
the mosquitoes there
are registered sex offenders
with a record in the west nile
because of this
denizens of the sunshine state
must sit in screened cages in the evening
they so delicately refer to as a
lanai
the hawaiian word for
“screened in porch on swamp shack”
big sugar and their lobbyists
are balls deep up seminole ass
shoreline decreasing by the year
oranges juice is undergoing genocide
bees are dying
legs blown off
in the rice paddies of hanoi
alligators are more confused than chaz bono
soon all that will be left
of the penis
of these great united states
is disney world island
where everything is perfect
for a price
magic fucking kingdom
indeed